The Ballad of Captain Dog

Captain Dog! Defender of the waves!
Captain Dog! Bravest of the brave!

He fights the wretched pirate,
and sails the Ocean Sea.
On the H.M.S. Terrific,
he's the best that he can be!

From Mombasa to old Hong Kong
he's been everywhere to be.
His valour, grit, and canniness,
a role-model for you and me!

His arch-nemesis is Admiral Cat,
a nefarious feline, true.
In his battlecruiser, Spiteful,
he fouls the ocean blue!

But Captain Dog is a cunning old thing,
and evades that cat each time.
He's a paragon of justice,
and stops Cat's every crime!

So let's sing the song of Captain Dog,
and toast his adventures bold!
Captain Dog will live forever
wherever his story is told!